If the Democrats proved one thing on Tuesday night, it’s that they are quite happy to vote for a brain-dead zombie for a major-state senatorship. John Fetterman can barely walk or talk or even think. It is as if a Walker invaded Hilltop and was elected leader over Maggie Rhee.
In the genre, there are fast zombies, which are the most dangerous, and slow zombies, that can still kill you nonetheless; it’s just you have a better chance of getting away. The good news is Fetterman, like Joe Biden, is a slow zombie. But it is revealing that Democrats have proven themselves as the Party of the Walking Dead.
The Night of the Walking Dead was not good news for the GOP. The Grand Old Party was giddy to get 40+ seats in the House and take the Senate by 3 or 4, maybe 5 seats. As of this writing, it appears the GOP will take the House in a squeaker and the Senate comes down to a runoff in Georgia between Raphael Warnock and Herschel Walker. Recall, this was the situation two years ago when Trump virtually gave two Georgia seats to the Democrats by not being able to control his emotions. These numbers will change once Arizona and Nevada finish counting with their abacus.
To continue the Walking Dead metaphor, two lockdown Democrats won, Gretchen Whitmer in Michigan and Kathy Hochul in New York. It should be noted that Hochul’s Manhattan is nearly uninhabitable because the zombies rule the streets and certainly the subways. These were two of the most aggressive states in masking, vaxxing, lockdowns, and the release of violent criminals thanks to their beloved Soros prosecutors.
The unborn child lost Tuesday night. Bigly. Michigan, Vermont, and California made killing babies a constitutional right, and Kentuckians refused a constitutional amendment to protect the unborn child. The Walking Dead particularly like children since they tend to be even slower than slow zombies.
Trump seems to have lost on Tuesday. It appeared he was not the kingmaker he was supposed to be. As of this writing, his endorsements seem largely not to have worked. He made nine endorsements for governor. He’s won only two, lost four, with three outstanding. He made 11 endorsements for the U.S. Senate. Only five have won, three of which hardly needed him at all. He made seventeen endorsements for the House of Representative; five have won, five have lost, and the rest are undetermined.
It is absurd that the GOP did not run away with this election. First, it is an off-year election in which the newly elected president’s party often loses, often bigly. Second, the economy is in terrible shape. It is shocking that people did not vote gas prices alone. There is the threat of nuclear war. The murder rate is exploding all over the country. And yet, the GOP only won a squeaker.
In a glimmer of interesting news, the GOP won married men, single men, and married women; and they massively lost single women who are eager to marry the state and the promise of abortion rather than their baby-daddy.